Dad, on Feb 14 2009, 01:10 AM, said:
You're a sick man, and I needed that laugh!
I'm no Skynny, but I try...
I can carry it too far, too. The campfire crowd practically begged me to stop the science jokes.
Three quarks walk into a bar.
The moment the bartender sees them he shouts, “Hey, Pauli said you lot had to be excluded, now get out or I ring for security!“
Unperturbed, one of the quarks walks up to the bar and waggles his fingers in the barman’s face.
“You don’t need to fetch security.“ says the quark softly.
“I don’t need to fetch security.“ repeats the barman, dazedly.
“We are not the particles you are looking for.“ adds the quark.
“You are not the particles I am looking for.“
“Now what do we want to drink?“ finishes the quark.
“Now what do you want to drink?“ asks the barman.
One of the other quarks leans across to his friend and whispers, “How does he do that, anyway?“
The second quark shrugs, “Charm!“
edit: I still can't read that without cracking up. That right there's funny, I don't care who you are. Ha!
This post has been edited by thatmckenzie: 14 February 2009 - 03:03 PM