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I Made Butter (Shaken Not Stirred)
#16
Pete, what's "cattle cake"?
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#17
[quote name='90north' timestamp='1449144006' post='605826']

Pete, what's "cattle cake"?

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Yeah Limey....that's not synonymous with cow pies is it?? <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Sick' /> you poor boy. Malnutrition at a young age causes wanderlust <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' /> .





AOC
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#18
Cattle cake is dry cakes of fodder fed to cows in winter while they are being milked.

It keeps them occupied and docile.

They do say AOC, that eating cattle cake enhances breast size in ladies, although there has never been a reliable experiment performed.

Perhaps you might suggest this method to your lady friends that need, er, enhancement and inform the forum of the results.

It certainly did not enhance my breast size but it did give me a liking for milk, butter, and cheese.



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#19
[quote name='Limey Pete' timestamp='1449199250' post='605847']

Cattle cake is dry cakes of fodder fed to cows in winter while they are being milked.

It keeps them occupied and docile.

They do say AOC, that eating cattle cake enhances breast size in ladies, although there has never been a reliable experiment performed.

Perhaps you might suggest this method to your lady friends that need, er, enhancement and inform the forum of the results.

It certainly did not enhance my breast size but it did give me a liking for milk, butter, and cheese.



<img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Huh' />/>

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<img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Huh' /> that would make a great post LP, now if only I could get some volunteer A cup, Guiney pigs.... is this one of those "pictures or it didn't happen kind of things...?" <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />





AOC
"When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."--Thomas Jefferson

"Buy land- they are not making it anymore"- Mark Twain

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile €”hoping it will eat him last." -Winston Churchill

"Wilderness is in our hearts first and always. All of us can't have a cabin in the mountains. It's the wilderness within we must strive for first."- R. Sullivan
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#20
[quote name='adapt-overcome-conquer' timestamp='1449247486' post='605856']



that would make a great post LP, now if only I could get some volunteer A cup, Guiney pigs.... is this one of those "pictures or it didn't happen kind of things...?" <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />/>



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You have to ask? <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':whistling:' />

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#21
You see, AOC, the cattle cake has additives to enlarge cow’s udders. Bigger udders – more milk.

And it is supposed to enlarge human females’ udders.

By reading your posts AOC I can see you have an enquiring mind, and a willingness to explore new frontiers, (in all respects.)

Therefore I suggest if a suitable guiney pig, as you so eloquently put it, cannot be found, I implore you in the tradition of the forum, to experiment, maybe, yourself.

Cattle fodder can be purchased in all farmers' stores.









P:S. AOC, don’t mention this to your husband – he might misinterpreted the innocent scientific nature of my suggestion.

I don’t want a former US Ranger hunting me down in Cambodia Rambo style. <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
"You can't hit the ball unless you take a swing."

Martin Crane



"As God once said - and I think rightly . . ."

Field Marshal Viscount Montgomery
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#22
[quote name='Limey Pete' timestamp='1449287641' post='605875']

You see, AOC, the cattle cake has additives to enlarge cow’s udders. Bigger udders – more milk.

And it is supposed to enlarge human females’ udders.

By reading your posts AOC I can see you have an enquiring mind, and a willingness to explore new frontiers, (in all respects.)

Therefore I suggest if a suitable guiney pig, as you so eloquently put it, cannot be found, I implore you in the tradition of the forum, to experiment, maybe, yourself.

Cattle fodder can be purchased in all farmers' stores.









P:S. AOC, don’t mention this to your husband – he might misinterpreted the innocent scientific nature of my suggestion.

I don’t want a former US Ranger hunting me down in Cambodia Rambo style. <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />/>/>

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awwww but Limey, as much as I do want to advance your innocent scientific study...... <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />/> I don't really want bigger "udders"...they tend to get in the way. I'll think about it......





Oh yes the big tough Rambo Ranger.....heehee <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />





AOC


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"When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."--Thomas Jefferson

"Buy land- they are not making it anymore"- Mark Twain

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile €”hoping it will eat him last." -Winston Churchill

"Wilderness is in our hearts first and always. All of us can't have a cabin in the mountains. It's the wilderness within we must strive for first."- R. Sullivan
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#23
Ah, Bill gave the game away with "You have to ask."

Otherwise AOC, I would have had you eating cattle fodder to increase the size of your udders. <img src='http://hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />
"You can't hit the ball unless you take a swing."

Martin Crane



"As God once said - and I think rightly . . ."

Field Marshal Viscount Montgomery
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