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Does Anyone Really Believe The News Anymore?
Yes he did reluctantly, but what was funny was that ten minutes earlier he was bragging about his supposed generosity, and when he suddenly had to chance to show it . . . <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />

That reminds me of a Max Miller joke.

A man won a massive sum on the lottery.

He father said to his son "Marvelous, great, what are you going to do with all that money son?

The son said, "Well for a start dad I'm going to give you $20 . . ."

The father shocked said. "$20, $20! What . . ."

And the son continued: "Änd then I'm going to take a cruise around the world on a luxury liner, come back and buy a big house in the country, with a lake and vast gardens, and I'll buy a Rolls Royce.

The the son looked at his father and said. "What are you going to do with the $20 I will give you dad?"

The father looked his son straight in the eye and said: "Ï'm going to marry your mother."

<img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />
"You can't hit the ball unless you take a swing."
Martin Crane

"As God once said - and I think rightly . . ."
Field Marshal Viscount Montgomery

“Steady Monty. you cant speak to me like that. I'm you boss."
Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Remember gentlemen it is not just France we are fighting for, it's champagne."


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