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Zombie Extermination
In an effort to lift the flagging spirits of the forum, I submit this question:

During the inevitable zombie uprising, which weapon will be your pick?

I found this T-shirt design, and found it appropriate. IMHO, I think I'd go with the fireaxe, although I'd prefer a regular axe or long hawk. Multi-use, you can find 'em all over the place, no ammo, if the handle breaks off you can still use the handle as a club. I'd have the machete and 9mm as backups.


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It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.
- Epictetus

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
- Red Green
Shotgun, most definitely.

Few weapons match the stopping power and reloading speed of the shot gun for CQB against the hordes of zombies.

5.56 just doesn't have the stopping power necessary, and since the zombies already dead, it really limits the ability to effectively neutralize the threat they pose. You need raw physical damage against zombies, plain and simple.

My second choice would be a long bar chain saw.

- Jesse
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"Knowledge isn't wisdom unless it's empirical." - My own damn self.

Grand Rapids Michigan
Machetes dont need reloading...

okay, I'm officially putting that in my sig
"You sleep safe in your beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do you harm. " George Orwell

Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

Brotherhood of the Hawk
Machete indoors, Shaolin spade outside.

My guide to edible wild plants of Texas:

The fascist is whoever is trying to shut you up, shut you down, dis-employ you, silence you, cripple you or marginalize you for the crime of daring to fall out of step with the party and the conventional wisdom. Beware of them.
A USAS-12, with a packload of drum magazines, loaded with 00Buck/Dragonsbreath combo rounds...

...and a Dragonfly Wakazashi and a Vec Vn Tigerstripe Hawk for any mop-up...
"Any day playing golf is wasted, since a golf course is the knowing and willful misuse of a rifle range." The Mad Duo

"You can't lie on the beach and drink rum all day if you don't start in the morning.". Ministry of Rum

"There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes." Saskatoon Restaurant, Greenville, South Carolina.

"They say evil prevails when good men fail to act, what they ought to say is ... evil prevails." Yuri Orlov, The Lord of War.
Cold Steel Chinese War Sword and Glock 10mm.
first off any shot to the head the zombie is (re)dead lol sorry ha..

but the machete and an Ax is my go to then I got a 12g for back up ha lol I figure I wana slice and dice before I put holes in things ya know.
The enemies of your enemies can be your friends introduce them every chance you get.

"Live outside the box, don't merely think outside it." Dravine
[quote name='Blast' post='374821' date='Jun 9 2009, 10:34 AM']Machete indoors, Shaolin spade outside.


someone read the book

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"You sleep safe in your beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do you harm. " George Orwell

Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

Brotherhood of the Hawk
butter knife and weedeater.

"Soo... this is how liberty dies; to thunderous applause."

Vote from the rooftops.

Paint your face blue!

" many free countries have lost their liberty, and ours may lose hers; but if she shall, be it my proudest plume, not that i was the last to desert her, but that i never deserted her......"

chip, chip, chip. - Fuer Grissa Ost Drauka
Do we HAVE to use the choices on the shirt?

Outside - CS Chinese Warsword

Inside - CS Gurka Kukuri

I've read the book too. But can't swing a spade to save my life. <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/wink3.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wink3:' />
I've always been a fan of the Poll Axe and Halberd. Closer in a bearded and upswept hand axe with a gladius as a side arm. Adding fire arms, the venerable trench gun or it's modern 870 kin in 12 Ga. I wouldn't turn down a Mossberg 500. Now if It's mass zombie issues, then terrain rules! modern concrete construction with vertical walls in a self covering formation (yes, I know...) Remember the humble Molotov cocktail! Don't forget the oil, it makes it a cocktail and not just a a glass of vodka! <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' /> It also helps spread the love.

Every 12 year old knows that most things are better with fire!

In case you were wondering, I'm a Romeroist. I also happen to know the chopper pilot from the mall. <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' /> Really!

Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased!

Thus do we refute entropy. -S. Robinson

Communication is a Survival Skill! So is critical thinking!

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know," the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything—you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.

Considering the above that zombies are already dead, much physical damage is needed to render them uncapable of fighting back. While some of you might critize my choice do to reasons of portabliltiy and power, I belive still belive that a woodchipper would be the best weaopn with a turbocharged harly enginge runing off of 112 octane fuel.
Outside: AR-15 tracer ammo

Inside: Klingon Battleth

Live with honor, ride with truth.  Be friendly to others.  But always carry a gun on your side and a knife in your boot because there are those that do not feel the same as this.

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"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double barreled Remington, S-mart's top of the line... you can find this in the sporting goods department... that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop...S-mart. YOU GOT THAT?!"

I Hear Voices.....And They Don't Like You.

"Further, I propose that this "Moment of Misery" be hence-to-forth be referred to as "Moment of Misery for Misanthropic Yammering", or "MOMMY"!" ~ DDennis2

(what an effing moron. - i feel such pity now for his lovely wife and intelligent children - and maybe even for his food-quality dawg, nick-named "Spicy" sez i.)
Cricket bat.

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