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Pirates
#31
Quote:also there was a female pirate who was in charge of a huge fleet of chinese pirate ships



pelirrojo



also im sorry if i offended anyone by posting this question as i did not mean to in any way praise the true version of a pirate but more the joking pop culture version <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />



IMHO...that would be "poop" culture. <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink3.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wink3:' />



But I at least I get where you are comming from.
#32
Pirates be over rated. I wanna be a Sea Ninja.
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#33
Didn't the Pirate Party pick up three seat in the some EU election?
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#34
Two Yaaarrrrs and not a single ARGGGGHHH Matey!......



I am so disappointed!



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#35
Start'em out young me buckos.


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#36
pirate with a katana... awesome





all women pirates should have been naked, IMHO.





I will add, that i like naked women, so i may be biased.
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#37
[quote name='Dances with Bikers' post='374789' date='Jun 9 2009, 11:21 AM']Disclaimer - I am not a Pastafarian, nor have been touched by a noodly appendage in any way shape or form. <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' />[/quote]



I have been touched by the noodly appendage!





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#38
I was a "Puddle Pirate" who chased Carribbean Pirates from the Carribbean to as far north as the South and North Carolina border off of Cape Fear! <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' />



I am a Brown Water Pirate (towboater) whose nickname inside of the company is "Captain Barbosa" <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry2:' />



AArrgh, me matey's, drop your drawers and come aboard! I sail a manly ship, in a manly way, with a manly crew!!!! Full Steam Ahead for 45 minutes and All Stop for 15 minutes of "crew punishment"!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stretcher.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Confusedtretcher:' />



BTW: There be many "Brown Water Pirates" amongst ye Hoodlums!!!! Where else would we want to be??????? Where else would we belong?????
#39
[quote name='MISANTHROPE' post='374913' date='Jun 9 2009, 04:14 PM'][center]Mom!!!!



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Thats not a pirate thats a MILF. Sorry Thrope but it had to be said. <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' /> <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' />
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#40
Perhaps its in the way you ask the question?



Are yea a land bubber or a scurvey dog?



Oh yea and the mlif priate gal, she can sail we me any day, luck or no!
#41
Greetings all from the Great River of Ill....Yargh!



Captain Barbosa, this be Black Bart, Scourge of the Illinois River...Yargh. I be another Brown water sailor, hoping you and yer crew are doing well this fine day. I thought i might come forward and bid thee a good day, i need to go below and flog a disrespectful, scurvy dog. Stnding by to release the mizen....Black Bart. YARGH!!!!
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#42
[quote name='wildman800' post='375401' date='Jun 10 2009, 01:20 PM']I was a "Puddle Pirate" who chased Carribbean Pirates from the Carribbean to as far north as the South and North Carolina border off of Cape Fear! <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' />



I am a Brown Water Pirate (towboater) whose nickname inside of the company is "Captain Barbosa" <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry2:' />



AArrgh, me matey's, drop your drawers and come aboard! I sail a manly ship, in a manly way, with a manly crew!!!! Full Steam Ahead for 45 minutes and All Stop for 15 minutes of "crew punishment"!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/stretcher.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Confusedtretcher:' />



BTW: There be many "Brown Water Pirates" amongst ye Hoodlums!!!! Where else would we want to be??????? Where else would we belong?????[/quote]





Another former Puddle Pirate here. I chased muslim pirates in the rivers of Iraq. Yo ho ho and an AK47.
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#43
There are so many jokes waiting to be made that I don't know where to start.



I actually feel somewhat dirty after reading this thread without a clear definition as to why. it must have something to do with all of the naked pirate women and manly boarding of manly ships. I am quite impressed.

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#44
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#45
[quote name='Mrs. Cargo' post='375527' date='Jun 10 2009, 08:26 PM']There are so many jokes waiting to be made that I don't know where to start.



I actually feel somewhat dirty after reading this thread without a clear definition as to why. it must have something to do with all of the naked pirate women and manly boarding of manly ships. I am quite impressed.

<img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />[/quote]



Just start anywhere. It'll be good practice for when you finally get to a Hoodlum gathering. <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />
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