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Why The A$$ Rag?
#76
For the squeamish on the subject (or more highly "evolved")...



You got over your aversion to eating bugs....didn't you?



What's different here?



<img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink3.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wink3:' />
Hope is for the lazy....



"Doing better next time. That's what life is." - The Bloody Nine
#77
Lord allmighty!



I have laughed so hard it hurts, Is it me or does the topic just come alive when yer talkin about shit?



Or the ways to scrape it off yer ass. I for one am gonna need a hole somewhat larger than 6 in.



lol, The wife walked in one morning and gasped out loud, my gawd what are you doing giving birth to puppies!



Guess she had'nt seen a manly shit before.



Later Blade
#78
BladeTX Having met you I now have a image that is burned in my mind <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

Ill send you the therapy bill.
"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ..."

- President Thomas Jefferson
#79
Hear the one about the guy that farted and crapped at the same time? He was in a stall at a Democratic party function. He blurted out loud " there's my contribution to global warming! Now what about the rest of you guys! Ya gotta give till it hurts!"





All this talks reminds me, I left my ass rag hanging in a tree on my last trip! I can imagine a bear or deer hunter's expression when he takes it outta the tree and reads "No ass here!" What's he gonna think? Then he sees the brown stains at the same time the smell reaches his nose!
Message of Insight and Unity 

We go into the wilderness to fulfill our hearts and empty our minds of life's garbage.
The gear we leave behind and the challenges we encounter, 
Are methods we use to cleanse our spirits.
Of Survivalists and Bushcrafters, Primitive Technologists too, we are one.........

It is the wilderness within, we strive for first and always.
Not everyone can have a cabin in the mountains.
The thread that connects us, is fine like silk and strong as steel.
Together, the song of the wilderness is the song we sing!

"And can I say something else?"
Bushcrafting is "doing what you want to do." 
Survival is "doing what you have to do"
Primitive Technology is about all of the above........

By TNRR aka "Survival Sully"
#80
Quote:BladeTX Having met you I now have a image that is burned in my mind

Ill send you the therapy bill.



ROFLMAO!



Dang man if you start talking raccoons I swear ima gunna pop!
Hope is for the lazy....



"Doing better next time. That's what life is." - The Bloody Nine
#81
Let me tell ya ....them there coons can shit a pile from hell!



Ya can't feed them free choice, sumbitch will lay down an pull the food to their mouth.



But trust me I ain/t gitten another racoon.



nuthin but love ya know.



Blade
#82
I grew up learning the "bury yer crap just under the surface of the ground, and take a match to the TP" school. Of course, here on the Wet coast, stuff breaks down very quick, what with the rain and all the micro-organisms ad stuff. Pops showed me how to dig a cat hole,"son, this here is a trowel, you dig about 3 - 6" down and do your business, then cover it with the dirt you scooped out. Take a match to the TP".



did that for years.





next i graduated to wet wipes for cleanup, quite like those, but i had to carry them out in a double ziploc or burn them at the campfire after that night.



recently I discovered HOOHAHS, which are sort of a milspec tough wet wipe, with no odor and no greasy wetwipe feel. Great for cleanup. Again, pack into ziploc and burn that night at camp or pack out.



I have done the ass rag gig on occassion, mostly when i've run out of TP or HOOHAHS. I always carry witch hazel for disenfecting my hands afterwards.



You get some pretty horrified looks from people when they ask "whats thats for?" (assrag) . One lady in the group called me barbaric and said "there is this stuff called toilet paper you know? and besides, there are washrooms along the trail". I had to suppress my giggles as i told her that the nearest "washroom" was 30 Km away back in town. You have never seen anyone as miserable as she was that weekend. She just could not comprehend that there would'nt be washrooms at every viewpoint. She thought peeing and shitting in the woods was for the homeless. After she could'nt hold it anymore and started cramping up, she finally used the woods. She was quiet the rest of the walk. <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />



a little trick i learned to prevent waste from sticking to your bunghole and cheeks, is to smear on a dab of Bag Balm (great stuff, google it). Makes it easier to wipe, nothing sticks to it and it keeps your bung from getting crusty. Plus you can use on cedar sticks for lighting fires.



<img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> .
# EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

# NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A THREAT

# AGGRESSIVELY SEEK ANY KNOWLEDGE WHICH WILL ASSURE MISSION ACCOMPLISHMENT AND MAKE YOU A SURVIVOR AND A WINNER

# USE A SIMPLE TEMPLATE WHEN DECIDING THE VALUE OF SOMETHING EVERYTHING EITHER HAS TACTICAL VALUE OR IT DOES NOT

# ACTIVELY SEEK NEW TTP's AND EQUIPMENT THAT COULD MAKE YOUR UNIT MORE CAPABLE IN COMBAT

# EVERY DAY, ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT HAVE I DONE FOR MY UNIT?"

# DON'T CONFUSE ENTHUSIASM WITH CAPABILITY
#83
[quote name='Bushman5' post='180922' date='Nov 25 2007, 03:14 AM']I have done the ass rag gig on occassion, mostly when i've run out of TP or HOOHAHS.



a little trick i learned to prevent waste from sticking to your bunghole and cheeks, is to smear on a dab of Bag Balm (great stuff, google it). Makes it easier to wipe, nothing sticks to it and it keeps your bung from getting crusty. Plus you can use on cedar sticks for lighting fires.



<img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> .[/quote]



See? Now I want you all to listen cuz I'm sayin this LOUD AND CLEAR:



After TSHTF,

and after you've ALL run out of TP, babywipes, etc, etc.



Don't you EVEN ask to borrow my ass rag! <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/2guns.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':2guns:' />



And btw, that bag balm trick sounds pretty smart.... <img src='http://www.hoodswoods.net/IVB/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thumbsup:' />
#84
After TSHTF I can just see a job opportunity



Toilet cloth weaver.



Make it out of hemp so it will be strong but soft



2 ply for comfort with a witch hazel tincture added for cleanliness.



There ya go Annie.



While I am making knives and reloading for Hoodlums you could use your herbalist powers to make ...........well ummm.......



Ok I got it



Medicinal aids



Ducking now



Kid
Live with honor, ride with truth.  Be friendly to others.  But always carry a gun on your side and a knife in your boot because there are those that do not feel the same as this.




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